7 Ways to Avoid being a Covidiot

in COVID - 19 News

Written by PARC Retirement Living

People crowding in English Bay

As George Carlin once said, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” Was there ever a statement so apt in our current situation? As the COVID-19 pandemic grips the globe, observers have even coined a term for the type of person flaunting the newest flavour of foolery: Covidiot.

A portmanteau of “COVID” and “idiot,” this label refers to someone who ignores the medical community’s best advice on preventing the spread of the novel coronavirus and safeguarding vulnerable populations. A Covidiot behaves selfishly, dangerously, or plain unwisely in the face of the current risk.

Below are few sure signs you’ve spotted this species of nitwit in the wild. This way, you’ll know how to avoid becoming one yourself:

Social distancing in grocery store

1. Getting too close for comfort

Ah yes, the Covidiot has no sense of personal space, even during a pandemic. You’re likely to see them crowding other pedestrians on sidewalks, sneaking up behind other shoppers in tight grocery-store aisles, or attempting to hug reluctant friends who are too polite to flee. Bottom line, this needs to stop. Around the world, authorities are asking people to practise physical distancing when going out (infrequently) in public. That is, to stay a minimum of two metres (six feet) away from other people at all times. This is because the COVID-19 virus transmits through droplets. We all miss hugging and handshakes, but it’s time to embrace the no-contact greeting.

Senior woman sneezing into her hands

2. Sneezing like a sprinkler

It seems unfathomable at this point, but some Covidiots haven’t gotten the memo: this is a time to keep your germs to yourself! If you feel sick in the slightest, don’t leave the house, even if symptoms are mild, and self-isolate for a minimum of 14 days. If you feel healthy and you must go out for essentials, be extra-vigilant about what you touch and breathe on. When you sneeze or cough, cover your mouth and nose with a disposable tissue or the crook of your elbow. Certainly don’t spit on the ground, or anywhere else in public, as this publicly shamed Covidiot did!

Wash your hands frequently and thoroughly whenever possible, for a minimum of 20 seconds. Using soap and water is the most effective way of reducing the spread of infection. If soap and water aren’t available, alcohol-based hand rubs are the second-best option. Either way, don’t touch your face, eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands. When you arrive home from grocery shopping or collecting prescriptions, wash your hands thoroughly, along with anything else that may have come into contact with germs, such as jackets, containers, packaging, and bags. Some people are even washing their money (though it’s ideal to pay with a tappable Interac or credit card if possible).

Group celebrating birthday party

3. Attending regularly scheduled group activities

The Covidiot goes about his or her daily life despite the pandemic, throwing out phrases like, “it’s just a flu” and “what are the chances?” Unfortunately, when groups get together and mingle, the chances of transmitting the virus are much higher. And COVID-19 is much more contagious and harmful than the common flu, even when the carrier doesn’t appear to have symptoms. Just look at what happened to this choir group that decided to hold its regularly scheduled practice, despite local guidelines to avoid gathering. Physical distancing means no meet-ups for card games, group walks, backyard gatherings, birthday parties, or any group activity. Even no visiting family members who don’t live in your home. It may be frustrating and lonely, but this short-term action will save lives by flattening the curve; slowing the spread of COVID-19 so that fewer people need to seek treatment at any given time – and keeping hospitals from being overwhelmed. Some Covdiots haven’t gotten this message, and are staging “end the lockdown protests,” behaviour that is ironically likely to make it last longer.

This cartoon by Vancouver artist Geoff Coates pretty much sums it up. People have made much bigger sacrifices for the greater good throughout history: we can do this, team!

People crowding in English Bay

4. Flocking to public parks and beaches en masse

By all means, go out and take a walk for exercise. B.C.’s current guidelines say that’s OK, so long as you keep your distance from other people and avoid crowded areas. But not everyone is taking this guideline to heart. Last week, Lower Mainland Covidiots congregated at local beaches, parks, and communal areas to soak up the first rays of spring sunshine, for instance. Not only is this behaviour now punishable by individual fines of up to $1,000 in many municipalities (a move most Canadians support), but it also puts vulnerable people at risk. All for a few selfish hours of short-term enjoyment. And to the young people out there still having parties and barbecues who believe they’re immune: this sadly isn’t true. Seniors and immunocompromised people may be more at risk, but COVID-19 has tragically claimed healthy young lives as well.

BC Ferry

5. Taking a weekend trip

Warmer weather and reduced work hours are giving some Covidiots the urge to travel. The Easter long weekend was especially bad, with a spike in traffic on local highways and the Port Mann Bridge. Ferry sailings were packed with people travelling to the Sunshine Coast. Residents of the Gulf Islands other small B.C. communities even had to issue pleas for out-of-towners to stay away, citing their limited medical resources. The message is clear to everyone but the Covidiots: stay home and avoid non-essential travel.

6. Experimenting with home remedies

It doesn’t help when a world leader is touting unproven COVID-19 remedies like injected disinfectant and UV light. But only a true Covidiot would try a dangerous and unproven remedy at home. None of them work, anyway. Blowing a hair dryer up your nose does nothing. Neither does inhaling steam. Bathing in bleach is ineffective and dangerous. And scientists have given a big “no” to the rest of the home remedies being peddled around the world, all of which have been debunked: boiled ginger, neem leaf, tea, zinc and tonic, alkaline foods, papaya salad, garlic and onions. The only treatment that will stop COVID-19 is a vaccine, which the world’s scientific community is still working hard on developing.

Hoarding toilet paper

7. Hoarding toilet paper, medical supplies and other essentials – or worse, reselling them

We’ve all seen the photos of Costco shoppers rolling out with carts so bursting with toilet paper rolls they might buckle. Flats of Purell seem to disappear from shelves as quickly as stores can stock them. Earth to hoarders: if you’re out there buying more of anything than you can use to fulfil your immediate needs, you’re a total Covidiot. Even worse, you’re depriving vulnerable people, like seniors, who don’t have space or mobility to stockpile for themselves. Rest assured, there no need to buy excessive amounts of anything. As the government and the Retail Council of Canada continue to remind us, Canada’s supply chain remains strong – it’s the panic-buying and hoarding that are emptying local shop shelves (goods are still flowing normally from all the usual sources).

Here is a final message for the worst kind of Covidiot: if you’ve bought a truckload of essential items with the intention of reselling, the government has your number. Profiteering is now punishable by up to a year in jail, a $10,000 fine, or both, under B.C.’s Emergency Program Act.

To sum up: don’t be a Covidiot. By working together, and avoiding these behaviours, we limit the spread of COVID-19 and flatten the curve. If you don’t care about yourself, do it to help protect those who are most vulnerable.

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